The elderly priest, speaking to the younger
priest, said, "It was a good
idea to replace the first four rows of pews with
plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm.
The front of the church always fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest
continued, "And you told me a
little more beat to the music would bring young
people back to the church, so I
supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!"
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I
am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid
you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my
confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know, son, but that flashing neon sign,
Toot 'n Tell or Go To Hell, just
can't stay on the church roof!"
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Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)
Sportsman 500, 1997- "vendu"
Hé que j'ai eu du bon temps avec Quadnet
je suis rendue une "moutarde" comme dit
mon brigadier :)