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Blonde
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around
the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her. And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around
the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her. And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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He just got what he asked for...
'......the paint and everything she would
need were in the garage...... '
But I wonder... did she also painted the windshield, chrome parts & everything...
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oh boy, new paint job for almost nothing on the Lexus.
Never trust a blonde woman :D :D
Never trust a blonde woman :D :D
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